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infini-y:

coru-scate:

bridqes:

jackinq:

perfectionnx:

instaqram:

waterb4lloons:

b-b4c0n:

epicamanda:

cuntfessing:

p0keking:

bo4ts-and-hoes:

3nding-infinity:

infini-y:

why do i like this picture so much. omg.

is it cause the girls asian

is it cause it looks like she’s not wearing pants.

wait are you saying she looks asian because she’s not wearing pants…?

hi guys, i’m asian and i do in fact wear pants in case you were wondering

is chinese and asian the same thing?

That’s sorta rude guys. This picture is sick because it just is. Not because she’s Asian.

are you trying to say that a picture cant be sick if the person is Asian?

Omg reblogging for the comments.

same

are you trying to say the picture isn’t rebloggable, just the comments are?

^these comments though

OMG “is Chinese and Asian the same thing” no because Asian means you’re from asia, the continent and Chinese means you’re from China, the country

to the brainless nun heads that decided to send me hate; I wasn’t “hating” on this picture. I simply love it okay bye.

coru-scate:

bridqes:

jackinq:

perfectionnx:

instaqram:

waterb4lloons:

b-b4c0n:

epicamanda:

cuntfessing:

p0keking:

bo4ts-and-hoes:

3nding-infinity:

infini-y:

why do i like this picture so much. omg.

is it cause the girls asian

is it cause it looks like she’s not wearing pants.

wait are you saying she looks asian because she’s not wearing pants…?

hi guys, i’m asian and i do in fact wear pants in case you were wondering

is chinese and asian the same thing?

That’s sorta rude guys. This picture is sick because it just is. Not because she’s Asian.

are you trying to say that a picture cant be sick if the person is Asian?

Omg reblogging for the comments.

same

are you trying to say the picture isn’t rebloggable, just the comments are?

^these comments though

OMG “is Chinese and Asian the same thing” no because Asian means you’re from asia, the continent and Chinese means you’re from China, the country

to the brainless nun heads that decided to send me hate; I wasn’t “hating” on this picture. I simply love it okay bye.

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Source: mockingj4y

edgaralanfrog:

glencocoabutter:

son, your mother and i are very concerned

i never laughed at two cats harder before

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Source:

hetaculture:

ask-cosplay-lovina:

romanorgasm:

seborgasm:

would-your-panties-drop-if-i:

tangoingwithmango:

thisrealityhere:

gingerrlocks:

riflesandroadhouses:

joshfransexyy:

butthurtbandboys:

australia gets christmas before america

but american gets freedom before everyone

but canada gets maple syrup before everyone

but hungarians open gifts on the 24th

but freedom

kangaroos

REINDEERS

eight fucking days of presents

gets paid for going to school.

pasta

Did we just witness a World Meeting?

散会

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Source: butthurtbandboys

roseplated:

CAN I INJECT THIS ALBUM INTO MY BLOODSTREAM

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Source: roseplated

irresponsibleeyouth:

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

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Source: irresponsibleeyouth

hashgag:

throwing gangsters off of roofs to see how fly they really are

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Source: hashgag

drarna:

the earth teasing other planets for having “no life”

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Source: drarna

peachpitts:

mayra-quijotesca:

valerieparker:

wolfwithpanthereyes:

In France, they don’t say ‘I Love You’. They say instead “cet homme a volé un peu de pain et je vais le chasser pour le reste de sa vie avant de sortir avec lui, je veux dire le mettre en prison”

Tragically beautiful.

#I am 2460-DONE

WHY

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Source: wolfwithpanthereyes

waitinforthebus:

what a great nap, i feel totally disoriented and i’m frothing with hate

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Source: waitinforthebus

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Source: brutalgeneration

7devilsinmyhouse:

punpun-kirakira:

patrickat:

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.

IT GOT BETTER.

The marinara addiction only spiral downwards until you’re freebasing and doing 8balls of garlic salt and Romano cheese. Soon he’s going to doing the garlic sweat and shakes. Stay strong.

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Source: nihilisticc

quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

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Source: quazza

tweenking:

Invention Idea: An alarm clock that keeps screaming “WHAT TEAM?!” and the only way to turn it off is to scream “WILDCATS!!!” in response

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Source: tweenking

chucklerjuergens:

chucklerjuergens:

am i allowed to just pour vodka over my ice cream or is that socially unacceptable

Why the fuck are you people reblogging this and not answering the question though

Depends how many bottles your pour

Source: chucklerjuergens

tumblr: a bunch of lazy funny hormonal moody horny teenagers who have barely any self esteem yet still see themselves as better than everyone else

Source: radicalkicks